1990 Horror USA
Listen I would love to give you a deep thorough analysis of this film. I'd love to discuss character arcs and themes. I'd love to watch this through the lens of gender studies or how it relates to the political climate at the time.
But for the life of me I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS MOVIE!
There's a karate magician and someone turns into a doll and explodes and there's a flying sexy demon zombie and there are satanic cults and an incredibly old murder mystery, and a cabin that allows you to cross dimensions and time and magical, super strong ghost children and if you put a gun to my head and demanded that I explain how all these things fit together then the walls would be splattered with my brains before they even pulled the trigger.
This movie has so much shit going on. Every line is either some needlessly complicated stretch of exposition or a terrible one-liner that absolutely never fails to miss it's mark. This is the kinda bat-shit bonkers malarkey I live for. God bless this maniac.
There's a ton of incredibly gooey slime monsters that all look like they're melting and they explode green slime when shot. The main actor is terrible but then in the third act something so incredibly fucking weird and confusing happens and I'm not sure what I was watching but it looked like a rejected Star Trek alien race character was trying to fight Pizza the Hut on goat legs and behold it was glorious.
It's terrible and wonderful all at the same time plus it's name sounds like a fart.
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